Shoes. Bags. Jackets.

I'm able to purchase these three items with ease and grace. But I'm totally consumer-challenged when it comes to the rest of my wardrobe. Which as you can imagine is completely out of balance. I'll go shopping with the sole purpose of buying, say, pants for work, and return home with a new bag and coat, and at least two new pairs of shoes. No pants. Pant-need forgotten.

And shoes, they're the worst. Recently I bought seven pairs of shoes all at once. Seven.

Am I the only person with this strange disorder? That of Radical Outerwearoholism? It's weird and I can't explain it.